Top 5 Reasons Having A Monster Zit on Your Face Is Pretty Awesome

1. It really puts trivial problems, like Korea’s threat of nuclear warfare, into perspective.
2. I bet you didn’t notice that spinach that’s been caught in my teeth all day, now did you?
3. It’s an all natural way to restore that coveted youthful complexion. No harsh chemicals required.
4. When you’re standing in line at the grocery store, it’s a great topic for small talk.
5. Ok guys– I’ve been thinking about this for three days now and I got nothing else. Zilch. That zit on my face couldn’t come up with anything either.

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