I recently had a conversation with a friend about my dreams for this blog. It went pretty much exactly as follows:
Me: I have this fantasy that I could make money from writing my blog. Then I could do whatever I wanted, be where ever I wanted, and still make a living for myself. I want that kind of freedom. The problem is, I just don’t seem to have enough regular readers/traffic/subscribers to make it happen.
Him: Well, your blog is a little too… how should I say…. too smart for most people out there.
In an effort to gain more readership, I have crafted the following prose:
I like cottage cheese a lot. I like it because it tastes good. When I eat it, it makes my tummy happy. My tummy is happy because I ate cottage cheese.
Let the readers roll in en masse.
(P.S. What’s the moral of this story?: Unless you want to keep reading dribble such as the above… READ, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE, RECOMMEND!)