Life is pretty much like this totally amazing thing.
And sometimes life is so totally amazing that you can pretty much feel your heart swell and you don’t think that life can possibly get any better because it is so totally amazing that it makes your heart swell.
But then life turns into this totally not amazing thing that sucks so bad that you pretty much think it couldn’t possibly get any worse because it totally sucks and is pretty much not amazing in any way.
And then life goes back to being totally amazing and you pretty much forget about how not amazing it was because it is so totally amazing that you can’t even imagine it being not amazing whatsoever.
Life totally repeats this cycle over and over again and it pretty much never stops. Sometimes it totally happens, like, pretty much over the course of just a few hours throughout the entire day and it’s like you’re totally on some kind of roller coaster and you start to think that you’re pretty much going crazy. Or totally pregnant. Sometimes it repeats over the course of a few days or weeks or months, even. You totally don’t think you are crazy and/or pregnant during these times.
Me? I’m pretty much totally amazing right now. It’s totally awesome except for the fact that it pretty much sucks because it means that soon life is going to start being not amazing and I’ll be pissed because life will pretty much be totally sucking.
And then I’ll totally refer myself back to this blog post.
P.S. If you’re totally wondering why I’m pretty much using the same 3 words over and over again, I’m totally going to refer you to THIS post (<– click there. Or here. It pretty much takes you to the same place. Actually, I lie. It totally takes you to the same place). It will pretty much make sense after you read it.
And then you’ll think that I’m totally amazing and pretty much a genius.
Ever think that life is totally amazing? Or that life is totally not amazing? Think that someone you know would totally benefit from reading this pretty much amazing piece of writing?
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