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Top 5 Things Men Should Avoid When Choosing Photos For On-Line Dating December 30, 2011

Filed under: Top 5's — Messie Jessie @ 3:47 pm
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  1. Do not use photos that include your ex-girlfriend— even if she’s cropped/blurred/blacked out. Come on, we know she’s there and we know what you tried to do. It didn’t work.
  2. No matter how many you send us first, do not hassle a lady to send you more pics. We’ll send you more pics when we’re goddamned ready to send you more pics.
  3. If you are (in)conspicuously hiding a certain body part in every photo, we will quickly discern that there is something you are hiding. We will always assume the worst.
  4. Do not choose photos that contain friends who are hotter than you. We will only be disappointed when we realize that they are not you.
  5. For the love of God, put your shirts on!

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3 Responses to “Top 5 Things Men Should Avoid When Choosing Photos For On-Line Dating”

  1. Laura Davies Says:

    You’d think they’d know better by now, but they don’t do they!

  2. Haha, no they do not. Not at all. 🙂

  3. Paul Rice Says:

    Nice touch with the gmail account! How about adding Google’s +1 as another way people can vote you up?


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