Snapshots of a… Crazy Kinda Life

The Misadventures of Messie Jessie

Everything You Are About to See in This Post is Completely, 100%, For Real. Believe It. April 25, 2012

Filed under: Adventures in Dating — Messie Jessie @ 12:06 am
Tags: , , , ,

I’ve done something that I thought I would never do. I’m even sort of embarrassed to admit it publicly, but what you are about to see is just too good not to share and I’ve got no other viable way of explaining how I came across this stuff, so I’m just going to get it over with and come clean:

I have ventured into the world of online dating.

It’s not that a gal like me can’t get a date with a another human being in person, because I can. (I can, dammit; I can!) But it’s just so much easier when I can do it from the comfort of my couch, eating my Frosted Mini Wheats out of Tupperware (because I have zero desire to do my dishes and all my bowls are buried in the lower levels of my sink somewhere) while wearing my dingy, coffee stained, pink robe.

I haven’t been at this whole internet dating thing for too long, so I don’t have wild stories for you just yet (but I will, and we both know you will read them). But, oh man, have I seen some things. Things that I can’t believe a person would put out there for anyone with a username and password to see. (This is probably why they are on an online dating site, but I refuse think about this too much since I, too, am now on an internet dating site and I don’t want to think about what this, in turn, says about me.)

Before we go on any further, I feel compelled to remind you that what you put out there on the internet pretty much becomes public domain the moment you post it, which might just find its way on some lady’s blog with or without your knowledge (or permission). Your stupidity becomes my fair game.

Now, let us move on to the good stuff.

I sort of feel bad for this guy now.

*

No comment

*

"Inmate Number 35821, your internet time has EXPIRED. Back to your cell."

*

Attention dads, lock up your daughters! But don't worry, he's only interested if they're related.

*

I call him the Latin Pirate.

*

Think I stand a chance at finding love on the internet? Give me yours when you Rate, Comment, Subscribe, Share!

Send me your crazy online dating stories at CrazyKindaLife@gmail.com, because I clearly enjoy a laugh at someone else’s expense. Then again, don’t we all?

Advertisements
 

One Response to “Everything You Are About to See in This Post is Completely, 100%, For Real. Believe It.”

  1. Aunt Cinny Says:

    Love is found in the funniest places…. even the internet! Keep an open mind and heart! Love Ya! Aunt Cindy!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s